Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
White Hart Lane is on fire
|The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning.”Mr Graham...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
The inmates last wish!
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...