The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...