An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
How They
Accountants do it with Double Entry Acupuncturists do it with a small prick Ambulance...
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...