Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Cold Hands
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and...