Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...