Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....