How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...