Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn’t say:You woke me up for that? Do...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?