The corporate boat race
|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself