Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...