Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!