Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Tribute to the Marines
|A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.