Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...