Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Different Balls
A young couple had identical twin sons and nearly everyone had a heck of...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...