Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...