A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...