Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
Two men and one woman
Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...