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If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
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Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
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The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
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A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
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A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...