I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...