Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...