Santa’s Helpers?
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What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
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Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
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Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
Is Windows a Virus
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Your Family Is So Poor
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Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...