More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...