Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Beneficial Alzheimers
What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s Disease?1: You can hide your own Easter...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...