M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
During WW II an American soldier…
During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...