Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamedof working since a young...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...