6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...