Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...