Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...