God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...