Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?
What’s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she’s just had...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...