The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah