A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...