What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
The Marv Albert Song
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True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...