Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...