I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...