Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body…
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body,he lifts weights and...
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.