A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.