Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...
Say anything
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...