How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...