Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Cybersex Discussion
Online computer users often engage in cyber sex. However, one of the two cyber-surfers...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...