A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Twas the night before X-mas
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The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Big Chief, No Fart!
There is an old Indian Tribe in the Amazon and their chief is getting...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
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The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
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