The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...