Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints