Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Do at a bowling alley
|Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!”...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...