How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Alabamba
Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...