I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...