Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...