You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...