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Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
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Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
One plus one are two
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Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
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Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
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Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...