Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...