These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
Translations for men
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.