How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...